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Bio

2022: Started every game for the Sabercats.

2021: Started all but one game for the Sabercats... scored both Maranatha goals in win against Faith on September 25.

2020: Started every game for the Sabercats... logged his first career assist at Great Lakes Christian on September 11... recorded both of his assists of 2020 against Great Lakes Christian.

2019: Made his Sabercats debut in the season-opener at Beloit... Played 18 games while making nine starts.

BIO

What emoji would you choose to represent yourself on Twitter?

"The Turtle: The adage 'slow and steady wins the race' resonates as an eternal truth, and it is through this lens that the turtle emoji can be interpreted as personal representation. It reflects a perspective that champions endurance over haste, and discernment over impulsive action. In a world often enamored with rapidity, this individual is and examplar of the wisdom that comes from taking one's time, meticulously considering options, and embracing the beauty of gradual progression."

What are three things you need for survival?

"1. Rubber Chicken: A Catalyst for Resilience and Unity

Survival is not merely about physical endurance, but also about maintaining psychological fortitude and fostering camaraderie. The presence of a rubber chicken in a survival scenario serves as a multifaceted tool. Beyond its comedic value, the rubber chicken becomes a symbol of lightheartedness that can alleviate stress and foster moments of genuine laughter. In the most dire of circumstances, a shared chuckle can be the thread that binds individuals together, forging a sense of unity and reminding them of their shared humanity. The rubber chicken thus transforms from an incongruous item to an emblem of resilience and connection, becoming a powerful asset in navigating and emotional challenges of survival.

2. Inflatable Unicorn Costume: A Catalyst for Creativity and Adaptability

Survival necessitates not only resourcefulness but also the ability to adapt to dynamic and unprecictable circumstancs. The inclusion of an inflatable unicorn costume may appear impractical at first glance, yet its potential as a tool for creative problem-solving is undeniable. Inflating the costume could serve as a makeshift air mattress, providing a modicum of comfort amidst rough terrain. Moreover, the vibrant and conspicuous nature of the costume could serve as an improvised signal for potential rescuers or fellow survivors. By embracing the costume's surreal nature, one harnesses the power of imagination to approach challenges from unconventional angles, unlcoking unexpected solutions that more conventional tools might overlook.

3. Glow-in-the-Dark Slippers: A Source of Comfort and Hope"

Survival is not soley about endurance but also about maintaining a sense of humanity and hope. The inclusion of glow-in-the-dark slippers may deviate from conventional survival gear, but their subtle luminescence can symbolize the perseverance of the human spirit even in the darkest of times. Beyond their practical use as rudimentary light sources, these slippers can act as a beacon of comfort, offering a reminder of the ordinary joys that make life meaningful. In the face of adversity, the glow-in-the-dark slippers become a poignant reminder that even when circumstances seem bleak, a spark of optimism can illuminate the path forward.

Ideal superpowers?

"You can summon Ryan Reynolds on the spot - at any time."

Who is the funniest person on the team?

"Hudson undeniably holds the esteemed title of the team's funniest individual, infusing every interaction with his brand of humor. His ability to craft uproarious statements like, 'Not gunna lie, if I was king and my throne was cold I would actually be mad,' showcases his exceptional talent for blending wit with clever observations. Beyond his quick wit, Hudson's natural comedic touch effortlessly lightens the mood in any setting. His presence alone is enough to turn even the most serious of discussions into lighthearted banter, reminding everyone that laughter truly is the best machine. And let's not forget his Lightning McQueen Crocs--a subtle yet iconic choice of footwear that reflects his distinctive humor and never fails to bring a smile to our faces. Whether through his verbal quips or his unique perspective, Hudson's comedic prowess is an invaluable asset that keeps the team not only entertained but also united in shared smiles."

Complete this sentence: "Good leaders______"?

"... listen."

What attracts you to MBU? (What do you like about MBU?)

"What draws me irresistibly to MBU, the cozy haven of higher education, are the delightful nuances that make this small college a remarkable gem. First and foremost, the siren call of the chocolate milk is truly unparalleled. It's more than a beverage; it's an experience, a creamy elixir that elevates ordinary mornings into moments of pure joy. Thenthere are the society meetings, where the promise of donuts instantly transforms the gathering into a sweet haven of camaraderie. It's the embodiment of shared moments and sugar-coated connections. And let's not overlook the soft-serve ice cream machine--an ethereal contraption that promises frozen delights as smooth and gloriouis as a cloud's embrace. In this realm of academia, these simple pleasures weave an intricate tapestry of warmth, unity, and gastronomic euphoria, rendering MBU and enchanting abode where even the most mundane of experiences are painted in the vibrant strokes of deliciousness."

NON-FRESHMEN: What's a great MBU memory on the field/court?

"When Kevin Risma scored the goal of his life that didn't count."

NON-FRESHMEN: What's a great MBU memory off the field/court?

"Kyle is the keeper of a lengedary tale, a story so hilariously absurd that it's become the stuff of campus legend. This side-splitting saga revovles around a burrito--yes, a humble burrito that unwittingly became the star of an epic comedy. With a twinkle in his eye and a grin that hints at the impending hilarity, Kyle recounts the misadventures that led to a burrito's improbable journey from lunchtime fare to the center of an uproarious escapade. His impeccable timing, animated gestures, and expertly delivered punchlines transform a simple food-related mishap into a raucous saga of laughter. As he regales his captive audience with the chronicles of the michievous burrito, the room becomes a symphony of guffaws and bellyaches, leaving no doubt that Kyle's tale of the burrito is not merely a story--it's an epic comdey performance that will forever be etched in our collective memory."